Sunday, October 31, 2010
10 things I hate about having braces
1. I can't eat ANYTHING except for porridge and soup everyday- today is my 15th time eating the same sort of porridge.
2. It hurts still- when I try to talk/bite and accidentally hit my teeth
3. I can't talk properly with my braces on - " I ser peak laike Tfhis.
4. I get humiliated for the way I look and talk.
5. It gives me ulcers EVERYWHERE top down left right and it hurts
6. I look like ugly betty and can never go back to hot gloria
7. I have to waste so much time brushing my teeth- about 5 times a day compared to once a day (yeah sometimes i cbs brushing teeth at night but now i have to)
8. I dont know why but braces gives me bad breath very quickly eventhough I brush my teeth heaps.
9. I hate it when teeth gets stucked in between the wires or underneath my teeth because that always gives me a feeling of "oh no what if i forget to clean those bits .. i will have rotten teeth like a grandma"
10. I hate my teeth being so tight. I always having this feeling of" wanting to just take everything out and relieve that tightness" but can only do it in 2 years time.
2. It hurts still- when I try to talk/bite and accidentally hit my teeth
3. I can't talk properly with my braces on - " I ser peak laike Tfhis.
4. I get humiliated for the way I look and talk.
5. It gives me ulcers EVERYWHERE top down left right and it hurts
6. I look like ugly betty and can never go back to hot gloria
7. I have to waste so much time brushing my teeth- about 5 times a day compared to once a day (yeah sometimes i cbs brushing teeth at night but now i have to)
8. I dont know why but braces gives me bad breath very quickly eventhough I brush my teeth heaps.
9. I hate it when teeth gets stucked in between the wires or underneath my teeth because that always gives me a feeling of "oh no what if i forget to clean those bits .. i will have rotten teeth like a grandma"
10. I hate my teeth being so tight. I always having this feeling of" wanting to just take everything out and relieve that tightness" but can only do it in 2 years time.
Thursday, October 28, 2010
Monday, October 25, 2010
disgusting? wait till you read this.
I know I've been blogging about pretty disgusting stuff recently- talking about farts, bloods, and showing my ugly teeth. Sorry to upset you but today's post is about what happened today obviously- which is pretty disgusting.
So today after church lunch at tien dat, a couple of us decided to visit benahu at michel's patisserie to say hi + get cheap cakes. We made a lot of noise around her shop as usual, stood infront of the shop blocking the hallway like we always do, and asking benahu heaps of questions about random cakes. When benahu first saw me in the shop, she was like..."meh..." and said a pretty lazy sounding hi, not until i mentioned I brought a whole bunch of ppl to visit her, and the minute she saw luke in the pram coming in, she shouted HIIIIIIII + waved really fast + smiled really big (I'm sure any of you who knows who benahu is can imagine that now). Anyway, to cut my story short I decided to buy a slice of baked cheesecake and benahu, as nice as she can be charged me only $2 for it. I was so happy with my purchase as I have been craving to eat cheesecake the whole week + it was only $2, good buy.
I went home, here I am now sitting in my toilet bowl, typing this post, getting ready for my bidet to shoot my bum (not the front..who does that) and clean off that loads of light brown stinky diarrhea (yes neil luo this is for you =P you're lucky i didn't take a picture of it). Btw this is my 4th time doing an epic diarrhea and my tummy fully hurts soooooo badly still.
Before I did this diarrhea I was actually about to call benahu and complain about michel's patesserie serving me with unfreshed cheesecake. Not until I went downstairs and picked up the hot chocolate container, suddenly realising that I can't drink milk because I'm lactose intolerant..oh wait...I AM LACTOSE INTOLERANT I FORGOT omgggg -_- and yes that was my reaction.
So it was no one's fault but mine to blame for my bad memory.
Alright time for me to get out from this stinky toilet, oh wait maybe I should wash my hands first.
btw this post is also to apologise to those of you who have used and touched my eee pc netbook before. Clearly, this is not my first time doing this.
Are you looking up the wall thinking about it now? Yes Neil Luo you've even put 10 fingers tightly on it snatching my eee pc away from me. You probably wont even notice the poo since it's camouflaged with your light brown healthy glowing skin.
Cringing now? It's okay Devin Toh you haven't touched my eee pc before that's because you never come to my house. You are still clean. However, I am bad for your life, so, please, go. Go bun, go.
Rolling your eyes now? You know you find me funny Tim Ho. My eee pc is clearly your home ground and you're so used to it. Dont worry you've not only used my eee pc a million times to watch your huskystarcraft but have also held my unwashed poo hands for the last 5 years.
Saying OMG now? Alicia Liew it's okay you've been near to my laptop before when i bring in to investments but dont think you've touched it. However, you did use to pinky hold hands with me since the age of 8. Mind you, habits start early.
Laughing now? Rachel Yong yeah I know Im gross luckily you used my hp laptop that day. Dont worry when I see you I usually wash my hands too.
And that concludes my disgusting post to my 5 most loyal and only readers of my blog.
If you have been my loyal blog reader and have not been mentioned, please leave a comment below to let me know.
Thank you everyone for your support please come back to read more.
So today after church lunch at tien dat, a couple of us decided to visit benahu at michel's patisserie to say hi + get cheap cakes. We made a lot of noise around her shop as usual, stood infront of the shop blocking the hallway like we always do, and asking benahu heaps of questions about random cakes. When benahu first saw me in the shop, she was like..."meh..." and said a pretty lazy sounding hi, not until i mentioned I brought a whole bunch of ppl to visit her, and the minute she saw luke in the pram coming in, she shouted HIIIIIIII + waved really fast + smiled really big (I'm sure any of you who knows who benahu is can imagine that now). Anyway, to cut my story short I decided to buy a slice of baked cheesecake and benahu, as nice as she can be charged me only $2 for it. I was so happy with my purchase as I have been craving to eat cheesecake the whole week + it was only $2, good buy.
I went home, here I am now sitting in my toilet bowl, typing this post, getting ready for my bidet to shoot my bum (not the front..who does that) and clean off that loads of light brown stinky diarrhea (yes neil luo this is for you =P you're lucky i didn't take a picture of it). Btw this is my 4th time doing an epic diarrhea and my tummy fully hurts soooooo badly still.
Before I did this diarrhea I was actually about to call benahu and complain about michel's patesserie serving me with unfreshed cheesecake. Not until I went downstairs and picked up the hot chocolate container, suddenly realising that I can't drink milk because I'm lactose intolerant..oh wait...I AM LACTOSE INTOLERANT I FORGOT omgggg -_- and yes that was my reaction.
So it was no one's fault but mine to blame for my bad memory.
Alright time for me to get out from this stinky toilet, oh wait maybe I should wash my hands first.
btw this post is also to apologise to those of you who have used and touched my eee pc netbook before. Clearly, this is not my first time doing this.
Are you looking up the wall thinking about it now? Yes Neil Luo you've even put 10 fingers tightly on it snatching my eee pc away from me. You probably wont even notice the poo since it's camouflaged with your light brown healthy glowing skin.
Cringing now? It's okay Devin Toh you haven't touched my eee pc before that's because you never come to my house. You are still clean. However, I am bad for your life, so, please, go. Go bun, go.
Rolling your eyes now? You know you find me funny Tim Ho. My eee pc is clearly your home ground and you're so used to it. Dont worry you've not only used my eee pc a million times to watch your huskystarcraft but have also held my unwashed poo hands for the last 5 years.
Saying OMG now? Alicia Liew it's okay you've been near to my laptop before when i bring in to investments but dont think you've touched it. However, you did use to pinky hold hands with me since the age of 8. Mind you, habits start early.
Laughing now? Rachel Yong yeah I know Im gross luckily you used my hp laptop that day. Dont worry when I see you I usually wash my hands too.
And that concludes my disgusting post to my 5 most loyal and only readers of my blog.
If you have been my loyal blog reader and have not been mentioned, please leave a comment below to let me know.
Thank you everyone for your support please come back to read more.
Saturday, October 23, 2010
Friday, October 22, 2010
YAY just came back from the dentist now finally 6 teeth gone!
looks like it's too late to become a malaysian again.
gross i know.
looks like it's too late to become a malaysian again.
I've never missed Malaysia so much for a while!
My dad recently fixed up this epic expensive sound system in my house so to make the most of it, I decided to use it tonight.
This sound system has a touch screen remote and allows you to listen to any radio stations in the world. For the first 2 hours I was happily listening to various jazz channels but out of curiosity I decided switch and listen to 98.8, a chinese radio channel in Malayisa- used to be my favourite.
Initially, I only wanted to listen to it for the most 5 minutes, as soon as the channel played, I felt like I was in Malayisa. How ironic that the first word the radio lady said was "lam fung" followed by his song. It was then followed by Jay Chou, Nicholas Teo, JJ Lin..all my old school fav artist. In between these songs were heaps of Malayisan ads which I miss heaps. I then end up listening to it for 3 hours straight.
Listening to malaysian radio stations made me think about all the happy moments I had when I used to go back to Malaysia for 2 months.
I miss living in my grandma's apartment.
I miss shopping in IU
I miss shopping in Midvalley
I miss cutting my hair in Malaysia
I miss going to my grandmas house every sat to see my cousins and watch miss chinese int.
I miss eating at hawker centres.
I miss going to dermalogica to do my facials.
I miss my primary school days in Malaysia
I miss taking sticker photos
I miss sitting in Malaysian cars
I miss going to lala cheong.
I miss being a lala.
I miss being a Malaysian.
looks like there's no turning back...UNLESS I do not attend my Australian Citizenship Ceremony..hmmm..
This sound system has a touch screen remote and allows you to listen to any radio stations in the world. For the first 2 hours I was happily listening to various jazz channels but out of curiosity I decided switch and listen to 98.8, a chinese radio channel in Malayisa- used to be my favourite.
Initially, I only wanted to listen to it for the most 5 minutes, as soon as the channel played, I felt like I was in Malayisa. How ironic that the first word the radio lady said was "lam fung" followed by his song. It was then followed by Jay Chou, Nicholas Teo, JJ Lin..all my old school fav artist. In between these songs were heaps of Malayisan ads which I miss heaps. I then end up listening to it for 3 hours straight.
Listening to malaysian radio stations made me think about all the happy moments I had when I used to go back to Malaysia for 2 months.
I miss living in my grandma's apartment.
I miss shopping in IU
I miss shopping in Midvalley
I miss cutting my hair in Malaysia
I miss going to my grandmas house every sat to see my cousins and watch miss chinese int.
I miss eating at hawker centres.
I miss going to dermalogica to do my facials.
I miss my primary school days in Malaysia
I miss taking sticker photos
I miss sitting in Malaysian cars
I miss going to lala cheong.
I miss being a lala.
I miss being a Malaysian.
looks like there's no turning back...UNLESS I do not attend my Australian Citizenship Ceremony..hmmm..
Thursday, October 21, 2010
look what i have done to myself..
yes i did. I cut bangs otherwise known as the benahufringe for the third time in my life.
does this look familiar?
yeah sorta...at least it is way better than...
THISSS.
obviously...put any picture compared with that china pic can look good.
yoda it's finally time for you to shine.
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Too much wind?
One bad habit that you might notice of me is that I chew with my mouth open and chew very loud.
Ya I know..disgusting right?
Even worse after I'm bo gei (no teeth) on one side now, I have to push all the food to one side and open my mouth bigger to chew to avoid it from getting to the other side.
Another thing that people might not know is that I get a lot of fung in my tummy. Not Lam Fung's Fung, but fung in terms of "wind".
I am fat yes I know but I am often bloated fat. Which means my tummy isn't actually filled with a lot of fats but it is bloated with wind.
Whenever this happens, I get a very very very bad feeling. My tummy feels very unwell and I feel that I can't take in any food. I also feel that I can't sit up because it hurts. Usually the way I cure it is to lie on the bed and start hitting my tummy or apply my mum's "bird oil" until the wind comes out. (yeah how does the wind come out? fart obviously).
EWW you might say, but yeah whatever lol. I have no shame.
Anyway, this has been happening to me since I was quite young and over the last few years it has been happening more and more often. However, I never knew why this happens though. Until that day I decided to ask a very knowledgable doctor (especially with babies) Dr Tim Ho about my weird "fung tummy". Dr Tim Ho suggested to me that the reason why I have lots of wind in my tummy is because I eat with my mouth open and the reason why it happens so often is because I eat a lot.
"The more you eat, the more you open your mouth, the more your chew the wind in to my tummy" he says.
Tim is either right or he's just a gun.
Who is a better doctor to trust other than Dr Andrew Chan's brother in law?
so from now on i shall eat with my mouth closed.
and the world says .... finally!
Ya I know..disgusting right?
Even worse after I'm bo gei (no teeth) on one side now, I have to push all the food to one side and open my mouth bigger to chew to avoid it from getting to the other side.
Another thing that people might not know is that I get a lot of fung in my tummy. Not Lam Fung's Fung, but fung in terms of "wind".
I am fat yes I know but I am often bloated fat. Which means my tummy isn't actually filled with a lot of fats but it is bloated with wind.
Whenever this happens, I get a very very very bad feeling. My tummy feels very unwell and I feel that I can't take in any food. I also feel that I can't sit up because it hurts. Usually the way I cure it is to lie on the bed and start hitting my tummy or apply my mum's "bird oil" until the wind comes out. (yeah how does the wind come out? fart obviously).
EWW you might say, but yeah whatever lol. I have no shame.
Anyway, this has been happening to me since I was quite young and over the last few years it has been happening more and more often. However, I never knew why this happens though. Until that day I decided to ask a very knowledgable doctor (especially with babies) Dr Tim Ho about my weird "fung tummy". Dr Tim Ho suggested to me that the reason why I have lots of wind in my tummy is because I eat with my mouth open and the reason why it happens so often is because I eat a lot.
"The more you eat, the more you open your mouth, the more your chew the wind in to my tummy" he says.
Tim is either right or he's just a gun.
Who is a better doctor to trust other than Dr Andrew Chan's brother in law?
so from now on i shall eat with my mouth closed.
and the world says .... finally!
Friday, October 15, 2010
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
My October Favourites
Since I go through many phases, these are my phase of October.
Favourite food
- Chilli Wonton from Hutong
- Xiao Long Bao from Hutong
- Lemon Cupcakes from Cupcakes Central
- Steak (my all time favourite but have to eat a lot of these within the next 2 days before I extract 6 teeth)
- Chicken and Leek Pie from Grain Cafe Box Hill
- Black Sesame, Red Bean and Green Tea ice cream from Passionflower.
- Macadamia ice cream from New Zealand Natural
Favourite Activities
- playng the bass
Favourite food
- Chilli Wonton from Hutong
- Xiao Long Bao from Hutong
- Lemon Cupcakes from Cupcakes Central
- Steak (my all time favourite but have to eat a lot of these within the next 2 days before I extract 6 teeth)
- Chicken and Leek Pie from Grain Cafe Box Hill
- Black Sesame, Red Bean and Green Tea ice cream from Passionflower.
- Macadamia ice cream from New Zealand Natural
Favourite Activities
- playng the bass
- cutting ppl's hair
- shaping eyebrows
- sleeping at 4am till 2pm
- swimming
- bena's massage
Favourite Shops
- Le Boutique in Chapel
- Whitchery
- Wittner
- Country Road
Favourite Shopping Items
- Jesus' Slippers but less epic looking from Rubi Shoes
- PJs
- loose shirts because growing fat
- Guess Comfortable Britnney Jeans
- Light Coloured Eyebrow Pencil
Favourite people
- not my tamagochi
Monday, October 11, 2010
This is it!
Will miss you guys! please start a blog soon! it shall be as "popular" as mine. I will stalk you everyday.
dont forget to read your plane letter on your emails! have a safe trip guys! x
On the other hand, on the 10/10/10,
Friday, October 8, 2010
Thursday, October 7, 2010
Introducing José the Bass
Okay I know it's embarrassing but I would like to announce that...I BOUGHT A BASS GUITAR! (which also comes with an amp, stand, case, tuner) and yes, i know i'm getting OMGOSH ARE YOU SERIOUS reactions but wait till you see my improvement in bass you'll be like OMGOSH SINCE WHEN YOU BECAME SO GOOD?
I've had my bass guitar, named José for 3 days now and trust me having a bass guitar at home really works for noobs like me who does not have a musical talent (besides my pp) but yet still want to pick up an instrument.
Throughout the last 3 days I've been playing José along with random songs I find on youtube- namely Christian songs. For someoone who has been playing piano her whole life, I feel so different plucking an instrument now instead of pressing on it. hmm.
I never liked music when I played the piano. But now I'm starting to like music when I play the bass.
Let's see how long this "Bass Guitar Phase" will last on me- I'd say- until end of this year =)
Hey my wingchun phase started 3 months ago and I'm still up for more wing chun (which reminds me that I've recently learnt a new move that I need to teach you all)
And no, I did not waste heaps of money on it I bought it cause it was $150 for a bass guitar+amp+case+stand kit! cheap huh!
Btw, José is red in colour. He was initially a guy but turned gay when he arrived my house.
I've had my bass guitar, named José for 3 days now and trust me having a bass guitar at home really works for noobs like me who does not have a musical talent (besides my pp) but yet still want to pick up an instrument.
Throughout the last 3 days I've been playing José along with random songs I find on youtube- namely Christian songs. For someoone who has been playing piano her whole life, I feel so different plucking an instrument now instead of pressing on it. hmm.
I never liked music when I played the piano. But now I'm starting to like music when I play the bass.
Let's see how long this "Bass Guitar Phase" will last on me- I'd say- until end of this year =)
Hey my wingchun phase started 3 months ago and I'm still up for more wing chun (which reminds me that I've recently learnt a new move that I need to teach you all)
And no, I did not waste heaps of money on it I bought it cause it was $150 for a bass guitar+amp+case+stand kit! cheap huh!
Btw, José is red in colour. He was initially a guy but turned gay when he arrived my house.
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