disgusting? wait till you read this.

I know I've been blogging about pretty disgusting stuff recently- talking about farts, bloods, and showing my ugly teeth. Sorry to upset you but today's post is about what happened today obviously- which is pretty disgusting.

So today after church lunch at tien dat, a couple of us decided to visit benahu at michel's patisserie to say hi + get cheap cakes. We made a lot of noise around her shop as usual, stood infront of the shop blocking the hallway like we always do, and asking benahu heaps of questions about random cakes. When benahu first saw me in the shop, she was like..."meh..." and said a pretty lazy sounding hi, not until i mentioned I brought a whole bunch of ppl to visit her, and the minute she saw luke in the pram coming in, she shouted HIIIIIIII + waved really fast + smiled really big (I'm sure any of you who knows who benahu is can imagine that now). Anyway, to cut my story short I decided to buy a slice of baked cheesecake and benahu, as nice as she can be charged me only $2 for it. I was so happy with my purchase as I have been craving to eat cheesecake the whole week + it was only $2, good buy.

I went home, here I am now sitting in my toilet bowl, typing this post, getting ready for my bidet to shoot my bum (not the front..who does that) and clean off that loads of light brown stinky diarrhea (yes neil luo this is for you =P you're lucky i didn't take a picture of it). Btw this is my 4th time doing an epic diarrhea and my tummy fully hurts soooooo badly still.

Before I did this diarrhea I was actually about to call benahu and complain about michel's patesserie serving me with unfreshed cheesecake. Not until I went downstairs and picked up the hot chocolate container, suddenly realising that I can't drink milk because I'm lactose intolerant..oh wait...I AM LACTOSE INTOLERANT I FORGOT omgggg -_- and yes that was my reaction.

So it was no one's fault but mine to blame for my bad memory.

Alright time for me to get out from this stinky toilet, oh wait maybe I should wash my hands first.

btw this post is also to apologise to those of you who have used and touched my eee pc netbook before. Clearly, this is not my first time doing this.

Are you looking up the wall thinking about it now? Yes Neil Luo you've even put 10 fingers tightly on it snatching my eee pc away from me. You probably wont even notice the poo since it's camouflaged with your light brown healthy glowing skin.

Cringing now? It's okay Devin Toh you haven't touched my eee pc before that's because you never come to my house. You are still clean. However, I am bad for your life, so, please, go. Go bun, go.

Rolling your eyes now? You know you find me funny Tim Ho. My eee pc is clearly your home ground and you're so used to it. Dont worry you've not only used my eee pc a million times to watch your huskystarcraft but have also held my unwashed poo hands for the last 5 years.

Saying OMG now? Alicia Liew it's okay you've been near to my laptop before when i bring in to investments but dont think you've touched it. However, you did use to pinky hold hands with me since the age of 8. Mind you, habits start early.

Laughing now? Rachel Yong yeah I know Im gross luckily you used my hp laptop that day. Dont worry when I see you I usually wash my hands too.

And that concludes my disgusting post to my 5 most loyal and only readers of my blog.

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