Typical selfish mean Asian in the bus

Taking a bus seems like such an easy thing, but sometimes there are a lot of things that go through my mind when I step in the bus. And hopefully a lot of you can relate to me, if you dont, then clearly you're weird or I just think to much- like any other ordinary girl.

After validating the ticket, I seriously need to think a lot when looking for a space to sit. I usually have a spot that I usually take (in the middle before the steps close to the door near the window), but when that's taken, i think:

Okay should i sit in the front? oh no wait but i'm carrying soooo many bags today and it's so heavy if i sit infront surely there would be old ppl coming in later and i'd have to give my sit to them which means..i gotta stand up with my heavy bag for 1 hour! oh no! (mean and selfish thoughts)

then I start walking further ahead.

Oh no that guy looks a bit dodgy and scary might find somewhere else

then further..

oh wait that women is abit oversized i'd have no space to sit (sooo mean gloria wong can't believe i think things like that)

then further...
oh wait it's behind two couples hugging that's discussing.

then further..
oh two annoying year 9 kids talking..

then further..
oh no that lady is talking heaps on the phone...

then further..
oh wait that guy is reading mx which means the newspaper will come into my sit and i'd have no space

then further
oh no that guy has really loud music on his headphones..

then further..
oh wait that girl has a big bag on the floor i'd have no leg room..

then further
oh wait I KNOW THAT GUY but i don't really want to talk to him it'd be so awkward talking to him for the whole bus trip okay try to avoid eye contact.

then further..
eeeeew that guy is coughing heaps i don't wanna get sick.

then further..
oh no it's waaaay towards to end already I'd get a headache, can't breathe, and takes me ages to get out

and in the end...

There are no seats left.

Heaps of things to start repenting!