Not taking showers.

Speaking from the expert,



Pros

-saves water

-saves Melbourne

-saves plants

-keith's prayers answered. happy keith.

-saves daily expenses- shampoo,conditioner,bodywash.

-saves time (for girls half an hour+10 minutes blow dry, guys 10 minutes all togeter.)

-saves yourself from taking off your clothes.

-saves you from catching a cold (especially when you shower at night)



More Pros? Ask the other expert, Amy.



Cons

- yes yes your hair will be converted to cooking oil (like what melina ate that day)

- yes yes I know my hair is oily.

- OKAY I know it's veeeeery oily.



In conclusion, the benefits outweigh the negatives. Therefore, not taking showers everyday is totally beneficial and acceptable.



Feel free to follow my footsteps! Join the non taking shower group!

However, there are a few things here that you need to consider.



1. never never never not take your shower for more than 5 days. if not your boyfriend/girlfriend/lesbian/gay partners will run away from you.



2. never never never use any form of hair care chemicals. (no wax, gel, hair oil)- If you do, your hair will just turn into cooking oil in 1 day. Remember, our aim here is to solve our problem- to reduce oil.



3. never never never use shampoos that are for dry hair. (A normal hair one will do)



This is a good choice of shampoo

ShampooNatural Instinct Shampoo is free from harsh chemicals like Sodium Lauryl Sulfate, Propylene Glycol or any petroleum based products. The herbs in Natural Instinct Shampoo nourish your scalp and hair and also benefit from Pure Lavender Oil ( oh i loveeeee the lavender smell) and Jojoba Oil from their natural goodness. Natural Instinct Shampoo will keep your hair healthy and is suitable for all hair types. You can only get it from selected chemist though. Reasonable Price :
250ml $7.95
500ml $11.95
1Litre $19.95

4. oh and remember remember remember, if you want to adopt to this new way of life, please, remember remember remember to change your underwear! sometimes people just don't shower and forgets to change their underwear- you don't want this to happen.

Alright we're all done. Welcome to the world of "non taking showers"

After reading this-- > Tim :" so naughty,I'll hit you until all of your oil comes off."