Tuesday, August 14, 2007

The Balwyn Casino

Want to earn fast money?
Where? Common Room
How much? Free Entry.
There's a microwave for those who wants to heat their food up. Foil in microwave is Strictly Restricted.
For Further Details, Contact the owner
Mr Maurice Li Sung Yong
0401314520 (mobile)
or by email
or for further information, visit
www. mauray-beta.blogspot.com



Quote of the day-
" Playing Poker is a good thing. It makes those people who doesn't play poker study" - Maurice
- Above is regarded as false advertisement, please do not take it seriously-

Sunday, August 12, 2007

Family Thailand Trip 2003

Memories

4 years ago, we all went for a family trip together.



And because there are so many of us, we booked the whole bus for ourselves! how fun!


We took a boat .. and visited caves...


I look so tan back then...

During the night, we killed each other.

Arnold, can't even let go a little kid.

And of course, we did lots of shopping. When I say lots, I do mean it.

The food there was good too from what I remembered. Tom Yum Seafood ... yummm...

Sounds fun? Feel like planning a trip to Thailand now?

Not until you see ... this.

Aqua (Transexual) Show

1. They show you their fake boobs.

2. Make you touch it (aww my poor cousin)


3. then take off a layer, and make you touch it again.


4. I don't have to say. What else can they do?

and please I don't know these people there. Luckily they didn't do it to my cousin. if not.... oh YUCK this picture is disgusting.

Still wanna go Thailand now?

I see my guy friends nodding their heads.

Friday, August 10, 2007

Edward Vs Machelo from Extreme Makeover

remember the extreme makeover program aired after "Victoria Beckham in America" a few weeks ago?


you know what I realised?


let me give you a brief introduction


This is Marcelo. A 24-year old pizza delivery man


Before






After





and what's strange/funny is...that



This is Edward. A 18 year old Student at Balwyn High School





Don't you think they look pretty similar?


But the question is, similar before, or after?


lol.

Thursday, August 9, 2007

Common Room Duty

Clumsy Xinbean spilled coke all over the cards and table today.




Who wins the lucky draw today





This is what you call a sister.


And this is what you call a friend.



Common Room Duty
It never ends!
No matter how much you clean,
It will always stay unclean.

I hope I don't get common room duty on muck up day.

Hamsup Poem

Last night, Arnold showed me a poem which he would make a book for it this semester.

Sounds interesting Arnold. Can I read it?

A Sin

Written by Arnold's Fillipino Friend.

A burning gaze,
A smoky daze,
Full Hips,
Give In.
Hearts Desire,
Loins afire.
Entwining silk,
and satin skin.
A tiny shiver
lips, they quiver.
Warming sensations begin.
Muffled moans,
breathless goarns.
Stroking pleasure within,
euphonic bliss.
With just one kiss,
one touch.
A sin.

Glo: erm arnold, I don't understand all these words.

Arnold: erm okay...*awkwardness*..err....loins means....you know..that part....err it's hard to explain...hold on let me check on answers.com... oh and euphonic means like very, VERY,very happy.

Glo: *thinks for a while...* after 10 minutes...oooOOohhHHh EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW... it's a hamsup (perverted) poem!

Sunday, August 5, 2007

Tina Tang

Tina @ Timothy Tang


Age: 23


Religion: Christian


Australian but currently living in Japan


Hobbies : Building arcade machines.


Wardrobe: Flashing safety socks, broken socks


Likes: Watermelon Lippy, manicure.

Specialises in I.T


Occupation: Teaching English in Japan


Eye Sight 200 and refuses to wear glasses when driving.


Enemies: Xinni and Gloria


Single and still available.


If you're interested in Tina, you have to be




a cute kawaii japanese girl




able to do splits










and lift up your legs up high so ...okay actually not. Tina is a good guy.







Keep this point for Mr Tsun Kit for those who knows which character and why he uses her in Street Fighter.




Anyway Tina is really a fun person to be with! He allows Xinni and I to tease him all day, and he could still smile all day for that! He has a really cute bunny teeth and ears. I remember meeting Tina two years ago during Mission Trip. Being in the same teaching team as him really allowed me to know him better. Sometimes he can be ultra silly but sometimes he can be ultra nice too. I remember in Beijing, I was vomiting really badly one day. Tina was really really sick that day too. But he offered a two-spaced bus seat for me just so that I could lie down and rest.



Tina looks like he's having lots of fun in Japan now! Hopefully he'll be able to find a really kawaii girl by using his little Japanese Pick up lines Handbook that Xinni and I gave him during his birthday! Hope he enjoys his work too and that this trip will be a memorable one to him.



What's your limit?

Will you go out with someone that is 20 years older than you? Melina will.


g l o says:
another 7 years to go la melina
g l o says:
7 years to pick up on Jimmy Lin
- †_Mēl ²°°7. www.myspace.com/ricebowlcafe [♥] ????????????????????????????] says:
HAHA
g l o says:
by the time he's 45
- †_Mēl ²°°7. www.myspace.com/ricebowlcafe [♥] ????????????????????????????] says:
ARGGG!!
g l o says:
he'll get married with you
- †_Mēl ²°°7. www.myspace.com/ricebowlcafe [♥] ????????????????????????????] says:
I LIKE I LIKE =d

lol when Jimmy Lin is celebrating his 21st birthday, Melina comes out from her mother's womb.

age doesn't matter- only girls who wants money go for ppl like donald trump or wants to have a wedding like James Parker's. and of course girls who are obssesed with celebrities too.

I guess for me, local maximum = 8 years
absolute maximum= 10 years

and also for the boys, I know it's a trend to date girls that are older than you. What's your limit though?