Hamsup Poem

Last night, Arnold showed me a poem which he would make a book for it this semester.

Sounds interesting Arnold. Can I read it?

A Sin

Written by Arnold's Fillipino Friend.

A burning gaze,
A smoky daze,
Full Hips,
Give In.
Hearts Desire,
Loins afire.
Entwining silk,
and satin skin.
A tiny shiver
lips, they quiver.
Warming sensations begin.
Muffled moans,
breathless goarns.
Stroking pleasure within,
euphonic bliss.
With just one kiss,
one touch.
A sin.

Glo: erm arnold, I don't understand all these words.

Arnold: erm okay...*awkwardness*..err....loins means....you know..that part....err it's hard to explain...hold on let me check on answers.com... oh and euphonic means like very, VERY,very happy.

Glo: *thinks for a while...* after 10 minutes...oooOOohhHHh EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW... it's a hamsup (perverted) poem!

Tina Tang

Tina @ Timothy Tang

Age: 23

Religion: Christian

Australian but currently living in Japan

Hobbies : Building arcade machines.

Wardrobe: Flashing safety socks, broken socks

Likes: Watermelon Lippy, manicure.

Specialises in I.T

Occupation: Teaching English in Japan

Eye Sight 200 and refuses to wear glasses when driving.

Enemies: Xinni and Gloria

Single and still available.

If you're interested in Tina, you have to be

a cute kawaii japanese girl

able to do splits

and lift up your legs up high so ...okay actually not. Tina is a good guy.

Keep this point for Mr Tsun Kit for those who knows which character and why he uses her in Street Fighter.

Anyway Tina is really a fun person to be with! He allows Xinni and I to tease him all day, and he could still smile all day for that! He has a really cute bunny teeth and ears. I remember meeting Tina two years ago during Mission Trip. Being in the same teaching team as him really allowed me to know him better. Sometimes he can be ultra silly but sometimes he can be ultra nice too. I remember in Beijing, I was vomiting really badly one day. Tina was really really sick that day too. But he offered a two-spaced bus seat for me just so that I could lie down and rest.

Tina looks like he's having lots of fun in Japan now! Hopefully he'll be able to find a really kawaii girl by using his little Japanese Pick up lines Handbook that Xinni and I gave him during his birthday! Hope he enjoys his work too and that this trip will be a memorable one to him.

What's your limit?

Will you go out with someone that is 20 years older than you? Melina will.


g l o says:
another 7 years to go la melina
g l o says:
7 years to pick up on Jimmy Lin
- †_Mēl ²°°7. www.myspace.com/ricebowlcafe [♥] ????????????????????????????] says:
HAHA
g l o says:
by the time he's 45
- †_Mēl ²°°7. www.myspace.com/ricebowlcafe [♥] ????????????????????????????] says:
ARGGG!!
g l o says:
he'll get married with you
- †_Mēl ²°°7. www.myspace.com/ricebowlcafe [♥] ????????????????????????????] says:
I LIKE I LIKE =d

lol when Jimmy Lin is celebrating his 21st birthday, Melina comes out from her mother's womb.

age doesn't matter- only girls who wants money go for ppl like donald trump or wants to have a wedding like James Parker's. and of course girls who are obssesed with celebrities too.

I guess for me, local maximum = 8 years
absolute maximum= 10 years

and also for the boys, I know it's a trend to date girls that are older than you. What's your limit though?

Stewie- Before

Stewie is addicted to Mother Maggie, the host of Jolly Farm by BBC London. He then escaped from home and took a flight with Brian to visit Mother Maggie in London.. what happens next?

Stewie- After

Finally Stewie reached BBC London, and poor little stewie realised that he was cheated.. sooo cute!

Relieving Stress

Everyone will have their own ways to relieve their stress.

Xinni might start eating the whole packet of M&Ms in 5 minutes, Priscilla might pull all of her hair off, Ray might start checking out girls, and Melina might draw heaps of penises or think about Jimmy Lin to relieve her stress.

Me? I need the smell of . . .

Tim?

Make Up?

Oily Hair (that's why i don't wash my hair)?

Nup, Nup, and Nup.

I need my ORANGE SMELL!!!

I'm addicted to anything that smells like orange lately. Of course I don't start picking up dirty orange skins in the common room and start smelling it, I prefer the smell of a manufactured orange products.

Such as,

Body Shop Vitamin C Orange Cleanser

Body Shop Orange Soap

Body Shop Skin Boost Moisturiser

Herbal Essences Drama Clean Orange Shampoo for normal/OILY hair- killing two birds with one stone.

How about everyone else? How do you relieve your stress?

Hitting on teachers.

Today, Pris and I were discussing on a very interesting topic, thought I should share it with you guys.

If you were given a chance, which teacher would you hit on?

My Pick? Mr Greg Twitt... I can't say that he's hot, but he IS the hottest teacher in our school. He's in his early 30s, and he looks like a very responsible father.

Priscilla : *excited excited* I don't mind going out with my physics teacher Mr blablabla actually, he's SOOO FUNNY... like the funniest guy ever, I want a boyfriend like that! But he's got a gf =(

Glo: is he hot...

Priscilla: yeah a little bit.

My readers : YOU GUYS ARE STRANGE...

yeah okay okay let's end this post. But like yeah, have a think. Not asking you to think of Mrs Harris or Mrs Osbourne who took off her shirt infront of Maurice.

g l o says:
Maurice what's our geography teacher name

g l o says:
the one who took off her shirt

Maurice Yong L.S - http://mauray-beta.blogspot.com/ says:
Ms Osbourne

Maurice Yong L.S - http://mauray-beta.blogspot.com/ says:
how can you not remember her

OooOo... Maybe that's when Maurice invented his open mouth look.

Think of that hot psychology teacher who puts heaps of make up, or like that new young looking skinny Asian IT teacher.